IMPORTANT MESSAGE from the DEPARTMENT of HOMELAND SECURITY

ATTENTION: We have now replaced the rather hard gumballs in the Mechanicsburg gumball machine with brand-new, fresh and tasty gumballs of the "Splat" variety. They are very delicious and have the flavors of many actual tropical fruits, such as ...er... uh..., well anyway, they are great! And remember, if you get a gumball marked *WINNER*, you get a FREE COMIC BOOK of your choice ($3.00 or less). There is also the chance that you might win one of the Sacagawea Dollars that are mixed in among the gumballs...
Uh, and that really wasn't a message from the DHS... sorry.
2 Comments:
Now if you'd replace the toy car vending machine in York with one of these newfangled gumball machines, all mankind would know peace.
Hey Brian, you want me to have some of those delicious gumballs transferred to York for you?
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