(Don't bother) CALLING JOHN FORCE- - MAGIC AGENT
Because you'll just crack up over how SILLY he is.
From MAGIC AGENT #3 (May-June 1962, ACG):

OK, there's this secret agent and he has this coin that's MAGIC, right, and when he presses on different pillars of a building that is embossed on the coin, he gains those powers, like ferinstance TELEPATHY, ESP, HYPNOSIS and ILLUSION CREATION. All his "power" is centered on his "magic coin"... so what happens? That's right!
HE LETS A SEAGULL SNATCH IT FROM HIM WHILE CLINGING TO A BOUY AS SOME GUYS IN A MOTORBOAT ARE SHOOTING AT HIM!
So, don't bother calling John Force. He's just too stoopid.
6 Comments:
Anyone notice how many "B" words are on this cover?
Is it some kind of secret code? Maybe?
You are so weird.
what is it with these secret agents and birds?
First it was Freedom Agent with the giant chicken and now we have this secret agent seagull guy.
Hmmmm... I think your on to something.
No wait, I mean ON something.
Back on topic, dontcha think that he'd AT LEAST put that coin on a strong CHAIN around his neck or something?
I'm thinkin' it would be a great substitute for that eyepatch! Better yet, stick it IN the eyehole! That would look cool and badass too.
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