Here comes another clothing rant

OK, the other day my sweetie bought me a new Hawaiian-type shirt (see above... actually in Miami they're called Cuba Libres according to my Pop) bearing this oddly worded tag:

What exactly does that mean?
A "relaxed fit"? Does that mean it's for FAT GUYS? Inspired by the "heritage of our culture"? Does that mean we're all a bunch of fat fat fatty fats? And what's with the pineapple? Is that supposed to represent our body type?
I'm conflicted.
Anyhoo, the shirt was very cool, and it's CULTURALLY-INSPIRED RELAXED FIT covered my bloated torso like a nicely-patterned tarp over an old VW Beetle - thankyouverymuch.
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