How To Destroy The Earth

The entire Wahl household is in the grip of the latest gradeschool-spawned flu-type virus, so naturally during such dark times my thoughts turn to ways in which to destroy the Earth.
Luckily I didn't give it much thought before I ran across THIS SITE on the old reliable internet.
From How To Destroy The Earth @ Things Of Interest:

Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe.

You've seen the action movies where the bad guy threatens to destroy the Earth. You've heard people on the news claiming that the next nuclear war or cutting down rainforests or persisting in releasing hideous quantities of pollution into the atmosphere threatens to end the world.

Fools.

The Earth is built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old, 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you've had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily. So my first piece of advice to you, dear would-be Earth-destroyer, is: do NOT think this will be easy.

Read on, and enjoy.
Oh, and have a GOOD day!